Fuck Marry Kill Me, Daddy: Lance Lansdale

This book was absolutely unhinged. Like, if you've ever read cracky fanfic, that's the vibe. 

Brody is a hitman, and he's been hired to take out Scotty. Brody is not usually bad at his job, but he just can't seem to seal the deal with Scotty. 

Scotty is a lonely man and very, very crazy. He notices Brody stalking him and just assumes that Brody is into him. 

Thus begins their "murder daddy" game. Brody can't deny he is into Scotty, and Scotty is unabashedly obsessed with his new Daddy. 

There are hilarious threats of murder, battling internalized homophobia, gratuitous violence, being on the run, and lots of off the wall sex and dirty talk. 

I honestly wanted to stop reading because it was so weird, but I had to keep going. I wanted to see how it was going to end. 

This book was extremely entertaining. If you're gonna read it, go into expecting weird and alternate reality vibes. 

In the end, Scotty got his murder daddy, and I was absolutely here for it.

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